Drunker Than Me
By Trent Tomlinson, from the CD: Country Is My Rock
Aww, yeah...

Well, lately I've been noticin' a gradual escalation
In your inability to handle your libation
Go zero to sixty...
When you get on the whiskey

Well, used to be a glass of wine
And you'd be fine all evenin'
Now I'm the one who says we're done
And tells us when we're leavin'
Well, I miss the way that it was
Can't even catch a good buzz!

Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home
Who's got the keys, who's got the phone
Who'll pay the bill, call a cab
I don't mean to make you mad, but
I don't want that responsibility
And I can't be with a woman, baby
Who gets drunker than me

I'd never thought it'd come to this
When I said, have another
Cause baby, you've turned into me
And I became my mother
Well, here's what I'm thinkin'
You're interferin' with my drinkin!
I think I have an answer to our present situation
Cause you and me out on the town's Got built-in limitations
So, let me make this clear
Hey, I'm the one who's drinkin' here!

Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home
Who's got the keys, who's got the phone
Who'll pay the bill, call a cab
I don't mean to make you mad, but
I don't want that responsibility
And I can't be with a woman, baby
Who gets drunker than me

I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time
But, I damn sure ain't lettin' your's... ruin mine!
You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby

I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home
Who's got the keys, who's got the phone
Who'll pay the bill, call a cab
I don't mean to make you mad, but
I don't want that responsibility
And I can't be with a woman, baby
Who gets drunker than me

No, I can't be with a woman, baby
Who gets drunker than me.. yeah!

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